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Kroger Skim Milk
robber: hey give me all ur money
me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money
robber: ok
robber: oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back
me: no im not a dick who robs people
roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would
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